I don’t even like STAR WARS
“A buddy of mine saw Kylo Ren take his shirt off in the shower. And he said that Kylo Ren had an eight pack. That Kylo Ren was shredded.”
If you didn’t guess from my last blog post many a month ago, my Halloween costume this year was Rey from Star Wars: Episode VII The Force Awakens.
My younger cousin was pulled to the dark side as Darth Vader.
(This Darth Vader has working lungs.)
Matt went as Matt the Radar Technician.
Matt was V POPULAR at the Chicago Athletic Association’s Halloween party. I was lowercase v popular.
I forced our friends to stick to the Star Wars theme.
We’re so cool.
“I had a blast today. I really learned a lot and people are gonna love the new me.”
PS- I love Star Wars. Don’t visit my tumblr. How embarrassing…